Stop the Harp Seal Hysteria!
In response to this, I wrote them the following:
Unless you are a 100% organic vegetarian who grows all their own food, collects rainwater and distills it with solar energy and does entirely without the benefits of modern industrialized medicine, you have no moral high ground to oppose the harp seal hunt.
Just be quiet and go away, please. But I understand that that will take even more effort than it would to stop the hunt. So I wonder why I'm even bothering to send this. I don't know. Perhaps it's because I'm under the delusion that there may be a way to stop the mindless hysteria. I only wish.
These are not humans: they're seals! Okay, so they are extremely cute mammals. But once we realize that they are not humans -- unless of course we are complete vegans and all that as in the first paragraph, the issue shouldn't be how ugly their death looks but how long do they suffer and what will be the consequence if they are not hunted.
This last point is easy: they will over-run their habitat and cause all kinds of other problems.
As to how long they suffer, it's not significantly longer than the time a horse suffers when it gets shot as a form of euthanasia.
Oh, and there's also the factor of livelihood of the hunters, many of whom have no other source of income than this annual hunt. Unless you are willing to support them and their families, there's yet another reason why you should just be quiet and not criticize what you are reacting to emotionally -- not rationally at all.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to be respectful. I hope it worked but I have my doubts. Primarily emotional reactions which I have some reason to view as silly tend to bring out the pejorative in me.
In any event, please, you, respect my fellow Canadians and let them cull an otherwise over-abundant population, supply some folks with very warm coats and feed their families. You want "greater good"? There it is in plain sight if only you'd drop your placards long enough to see it.
Solution for puzzle of January 31 (longer than two weeks ago)
US OCCUPATION AUTHORITY IN IRAQ LOST TRACK OF NEARLY NINE BILLION DOLLARS
BRITAIN SAYS TEN MILITARY PERSONNEL BELIVED DEAD IN IRAQ PLANE CRASH
EU WARY OF MICROSOFT ACTIONS AFTER RULING
SWEDISH COACH WAS KEY TO SAFIN WIN - RUSSIAN CHIEF
GUANTANAMO BAY TRIBUNALS RULED UNCONSITITUTIONAL
SETTING = VOTER
KEY = DEMOCRAT
HAT = DEBATERS